Monday, August 16, 2010

Eat, Pray, Eat, Love, Eat

I'll start this blog by thanking "Belkin_G_wireless_router," I'm not sure who you are, but you have been vital in my access to this blog because my linksys router has decided to boycott giving me access to the internet...stupid thing...your day is coming....

Anyhow, tonight I saw Eat, Pray, Love. I enjoyed it thoroughly, so thoroughly I am contemplating reading the book, which would more than likely gnaw away at my psyche because I saw the movie BEFORE reading the book. This goes against the universal law of reading the book before the movie, so maybe I'll pretend I've read it, and proceed to read all the other un-read books above my bed...that way everything will be right with the universe and I won't die some horrible, tragic, obscene death because I didn't turn the light switch on and off 7.5 times or didn't lock and unlock the dead bolt 8.

Back to the movie. I wish I were that brave. I would love to jet-set far away by myself and experience no inhibitions. Those of you reading this who REALLY know me know that that would never happen because of my insatiable need to control EVERY aspect of my life, and the fact that I hate heat, the outdoors, bugs, sweating, etc. In regards to the same subject, don't know how much praying and loving I'd do...not very keen on having someone else sleep in the bed with me....I get very hot very easily and like to stretch out across the whole bed. Not very inviting and a tad rude, not to mention unattractive..."Oh, good morning! Excuse me let me move my foot from your face...." yeah I'll pass....

I'm not going to even touch on praying....I pray, don't get me wrong. But what I believe is no one else's business but me and Oprah's.

Now eating...I eat ALOT. I love to eat. I would go to all those countries and more and try all their different cuisines. I related alot to that part, and was so incredibly jealous of her Italian feasts throughout the movie. THAT would be the trip for me...a culinary tour of Europe, YES PLEASE!

Well, I'm done boring you people who read this...though I doubt there are any...

Good night world of blog...until next post!

1 comment:

  1. Reading your blog really makes me miss you! While reading your words, I can picture your facial expressions and hand gestures, and wish that we could have been having that conversation in person, rather than me just reading the post.

    One day we should go on our own eating adventure!!! And I don't just mean to the Golden Corral!!! We should totally go to Europe just to eat. Then we could write a book... but instead of Eat, Pray, Love... it'd just be Eat, Talk, Laugh, then Eat again :)

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